Childrens Bargain Clothes

What is an appropriate measure to keep my kids clothes on their persons?

I have tried a stapler, sticky tape, velcro and super glue, but they hulked out and still managed to remove their clothing. How do I keep my kids in their clothes, it is really embarrassing out in public I can tell you. Geez I didn't staple the clothes to their skin, I stapled the hem of their top half to the band of their bottom half.

Public Comments

1. How did you use a STAPLER to keep your kids clothes on...??
2. super glue?! sticky tape?! man, thats like child abuse, haven't you ever heard of duct tape, and gorrila glue, i mean dude, that stuffs awesome, its like child abuse to use "sticky tape" ughh, just hearing the ame makes me want to projectile vomit.
3. What's that old saying about the apple that doesn't fall far from the tree...?
4. seriously??? should you have kids??? stop pussy footing around with them and make them keep them on.....if they take something off put it back on....and keep doing it , they may not give up for a couple days but eventually they will get the point that mom is gonna just keep doing it so i might as well leave it...duh??
5. Uh...if they're randomly stripping in public, then I suggest therapy for sure.
6. troll
7. my daughter kept trying to take her pull-up off and they open easy from the sides, so my husband put some tape on each side, not on her skin, but she didn't like that so we took it off, and we just kept putting the pull up back on her and now she gets it, so do that, just keep putting the clothes on and she will get it
8. Its not worth fighting it. Just move to a nudist colony.
9. You could always try dipping them in liquid latex. If you get the crappy kind it will only peel off in pieces, taking forever for them to remove.